The closest I can find to SCRUMULENT is comulent, which Lisa Simpson invented in 1996. Let's all push for getting scrumulent in the dictionary next year. I can propose a definition, and hope one day to go down in the Oxford English Dictionary for being the first to use the word in a sentence. Which I just did, but I'll do another one for posterity.
"Suzette, a delectable dish of a stripper, was totally, like, scrumulent."
The word means "describing a woman as a succulent, sexcellent delectable dish, i.e. Suzette"